The squirrel insulted his taste in music. Samson takes Kenny Loggins very seriously #dogs #dangerzone

Looking very adapted to Portland last Saturday

My move to Portland was absolutely the best idea. Things only keep getting better here

unhistorical:

Jason Charming the Dragon (1665 - 1670) - Salvator Rosa 

unhistorical:

Jason Charming the Dragon (1665 - 1670) - Salvator Rosa 

"Griffin did as she was told: “I tried Pine-Sol, bleach, I even tried Dawn on those floors.” As she scrubbed, the mix of cleanser and gunk occasionally splashed onto her arms and face. Within days, the 32-year-old single mother was coughing up blood and suffering constant headaches. She lost her voice. “My throat felt like I’d swallowed razor blades,” she says. Then things got much worse."

What BP Doesn’t Want You to Know About the 2010 Gulf Spill - Newsweek and The Daily Beast

The symptoms:

Like hundreds, possibly thousands, of workers on the cleanup, Griffin soon fell ill with a cluster of excruciating, bizarre, grotesque ailments. By July, unstoppable muscle spasms were twisting her hands into immovable claws. In August, she began losing her short-term memory. After cooking professionally for 10 years, she couldn’t remember the recipe for vegetable soup; one morning, she got in the car to go to work, only to discover she hadn’t put on pants. The right side, but only the right side, of her body “started acting crazy. It felt like the nerves were coming out of my skin. It was so painful. My right leg swelled—my ankle would get as wide as my calf—and my skin got incredibly itchy.”

“These are the same symptoms experienced by soldiers who returned from the Persian Gulf War with Gulf War syndrome,” says Dr. Michael Robichaux, a Louisiana physician and former state senator, who treated Griffin and 113 other patients with similar complaints.

(via stopkillingourworld)

tastefullyoffensive:

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Good idea, or great idea?

tastefullyoffensive:

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Good idea, or great idea?

catsbeaversandducks:

“Thank you, Grandma… It’s… perfect. Thank you.”

Photo via Stitch Diva Studios

Just shut all the fucks up and buy this for me